You may find it strange that a 28 year old woman with no children of her own, and only a 17 month old niece as her regular contact to the trends of youth would know exactly who Hannah Montana is, and more importantly, actually know about the Hannah Montana tour. Yet I do know all about Hannah Montana, a Disney singing star that preteens the world over seem to love. It is because of my gym. Heh heh. I use my over priced techno wonder not just as a source of staying neutral on the scales due to the sheer ingestion of chocolate and pastries, but also as a source of German class. Though everyone undoubtedly thinks I am nuts as I giggle along to SpongeBob and other cartoon delights, the kids stations are a great way to learn German. And to discover just who Hannah Montana is.