Dear Techs

Dear Techs,

I realize the people you visit are usually crazy and angry and more than a little irrational.  I know because they call me first.  I understand that you may be frustrated because of the fact that the last person you served told you off for unfair charges when you were forced to replace the digital box their neighbor ran over (with their car).  I know because they yelled at me first when I warned them you would be charging them.

However

And this is a BIG however,

this is no excuse for PEEING on the side of ANYONE’S house.  Especially not the one person who calls in and is nice.  the one person who has justification to be angry.  Peeing on houses is wrong!!!  Please please please PLEASE stop.

And while I am at it please also stop:

showing up at people’s house at 10 pm to “make power sources” for that job you forgot to do at 3 pm.

also drilling holes only to walk away and declare the place “uninstallable”

and finally having sex with people’s partners while the legal partner calls in to say your not doing your job and that they really want to watch the program at 3 pm, but at this rate they wont have it till 4.

Just do your job and please be decent human beings!!

This will make my last week much more bearable.  Thank you,

Moi